|
The Scam at the ZOO
This is a story about a zoo I made
up. It has some interesting parallels but is
unsubstantiated. I think you will find it
entertaining to say the least.
The zoo gave birth to T-REX in 1959.
T-Rex grew up devouring sheep. He started with one
at a time, then a flock, now T-Rex
devours entire countries of sheep. With his
appetite, he could not rely on his sheep gathering
skills alone. T-Rex had his own offspring but they
had sheep handed to them all their life and were
worthless when it came to gathering sheep. To gather
the amount of sheep T-Rex and his offspring needed,
he trained a lizard population to gather sheep at a
rate to supply the T-Rex. The lizards had sharp
teeth too and a taste for sheep, but were not
allowed to eat sheep until T-Rex was full and T-Rex
would supply the lizards with sheep. The lizards
were NOT allowed to just go eat sheep that T-Rex did
not know about! The sheep were T-Rex's property and
he was quick and angry to point that out.
T-Rex and the lizards grew and by
1990 they were huge devours of sheep. T-Rex and his
offspring were vary full and the lizards were full
too. Everything was going as planed and there were
enough sheep for everybody. T-Rex decided to take
the lizards to Africa for a well earned vacation and
do a little hunting, something they all loved to do
anyway. While in Africa, one of the lizards had just
purchased a new gun and wanted to test it out. So he
shot the first thing he saw that reminded him of
something he did not like. He shot a black bafoon!
This black bafoon, he said reminded him of a lizard
he knew named J.J. Johnson Jr. Unfortunately, this
was caught-on-tape (more on this later).
T-Rex, from the beginning was being
threatened by the zoo keepers for inappropriate
business practices. T-Rex knew that the zoo keepers
and their lawyers had a great deal of lizard blood
and could easily be warded off by throwing them a
sheep every now and then.
By 1999, the relationship T-Rex had
with the lizards was under stress because the
internet exposed a lot of their tactics and the
sheep were getting wise to the scam and were getting
scarce. T-Rex started to tighten up the rules when
the lizards started to think they should be their
own T-Rex now! The fight had just begun.
One thing led to another and the
lizards were beginning to devour sheep and think
that the sheep were their property not T-Rex's. So,
BANG! T-Rex ate a lizard! Now, this had never been
done before and at first T-Rex claimed that it was a
little tough and tasted like a big chicken. Then
T-Rex turned to the lizards who were in awe of what
they just saw and fearing for their livelihoods, and
bellowed WHOSE-NEXT!. T-Rex let out a huge burp and
the lizard's wallet popped out and it had $1 million
in it! T-Rex used the money to pay the lawyers and
the zoo keepers to keep their mouths shut and threw
them another sheep.
After a trip to the laundry to clean
out all the lizard's drawers they knew the "deal" had
just changed unless they could get the sheep rounded
back up. The lizards now in shock, said that if
T-Rex doesn't change the name then they will not be
able to get more sheep. T-Rex changed the name to
Q-ZOO, they struggled with it but that didn't work.
In 1992, a foreign lizard from
outside the ZOO snuck in and took the video of the
lizard shooting the bafoon that reminded him of J.J.
Johnson Jr. He then entered it in a court case in
South Florida. T-Rex went ballistic. This foreign
lizard was from Africa and T-Rex had no power over
him. T-Rex gathered up everything in sight, sheep
and lizards and offered them for arraignments with
the zoo keepers and lawyers to fix the outcome, pay
off the judges and get the video!
In the process of eating a lizard and
paying for the political fix of a court case, T-Rex
saw new possibilities in the zoo scamming business.
The lack of the influx of enough sheep can work on a
T-Rex and the anger in that can be motivating for
everyone.
Not long after T-Rex ate the lizard,
he was being approached by a handful of the top
lizards. These are the lizards with the sharpest
teeth that want to be their own T-Rex now.
These top lizards were interested in how the lizard,
T-Rex ate, actually tasted. While all the time they were
thinking of the $1 million that the lizard was
packing. T-Rex is not known for eating each other,
but lizards, as it turns out, will gladly eat their
young for a $1 million.
A NEW SCAM IS BOURNE
It is called--Grow and harvest
lizards--you will get all the sheep a T-Rex needs in
the process and lizards are packing $$millions$$.
---BuRRRP!--
Sorry Charlie
My experience
in Mona Vie
Future of Q-ZOO---click
here
Main
|
